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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT
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WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE NOT OUR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?
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Anonymous asked: I think ima see u in 2035 when I open my eyes in the morning
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Nast (feat. Method Man) - Trillmatic
We Back….March 4th…LORD….F Y I fuck who run the city.
A Meth Pipe Shattered in a North Dakota Woman’s Vagina
What started as your plain old, run-of-the-mill car accident resulted in a woman being arrested while pieces of glass from a shattered meth pipe were stuck up her vagina. In North Dakota, 26-year-old Jeana Marie Smart rear-ended another driver on the road. When law enforcement officers responded to the scene, Jeana was arrested “after a warrant check revealed that she had failed to appear in court on a pending narcotics and drug paraphernalia case,” according to the police report.
The officer transporting her, Michael Benton, spotted blood on the backseat of his patrol car. Being the curious man that he is, he decided to inquire about the red stain as opposed to just doing what most people would do, which is naturally assume that it’s menstrual blood and not bring it up because that’s a really awkward conversation to have.
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